Category: humour
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Groping for Trout in a Peculiar River
“So how many men have you slept with?” asked the boyfriend, inevitably stepping into unsafe and private territory. “Ummmm” pondered his girlfriend, weighing the need to be careful in the answer. “None besides you honey. All the others kept me awake all night.”
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Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Phone
I studied Latin in my early years. Mr. Green, Kelowna Junior High 1963, if you don’t believe me. Weird I know and it did nothing for my dating life. Apparently facility unravelling the root meaning of any English word did not get otherwise available teenage Canadian girls hot for young Tony. It was the ’60’s.…
Tony with a capital T 