Category: humour
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‘Oh My Word. Then what happened?’

Now I have no idea how Perfectly Sensible Tony lost this debate to Typically Ridiculous Tony, but he did. “And out of the house I went car keys in one hand, the forefinger on my right hand tucked into a belt loop at the waist of my pants. I assured myself that would be sufficient.”
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My Favourite Story of the Year

As I put the car in ‘park’ and opened my door Bad Tony was gleeful. “That’s right Tony. I am so proud of you. Go on give it to the old bugger. Who does he think he’s playing with.!” I walked behind my car and locked eyes with the driver of the Lincoln. He was…