Category: Storytelling
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I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
BANG! I fired the gun and a phosphorus bullet put on an incredible display, the bright purple ricocheting off tree trunks like some sort of pinball light show. I caught a glimpse of the bear on his haunches, no doubt wondering, ‘What the hell is this manner of naked nonsense’ or some such thing. Whatever…
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Do Bares Pee in the Woods?
With a humble nod to Stuart McLean, one of Canada’s greatest story tellers and humourists. Let me pick up where I left off hurtling face down, mimicking some form of a lumpy human torpedo, headed directly toward a gnarly thicket of old bramble bushes, which upon seeing me approach opened a tunnel and consumed me.…
Tony with a capital T 