
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
BANG! I fired the gun and a phosphorus bullet put on an incredible display, the bright purple ricocheting off tree trunks like some sort of pinball light show. I caught a glimpse of the bear on his haunches, no doubt wondering, ‘What the hell is this manner of naked nonsense’ or some such thing. Whatever the beast actually thought, he decided this was all a little weird for his liking and took off into the deep forest.






