
Do Bares Pee in the Woods?
With a humble nod to Stuart McLean, one of Canada’s greatest story tellers and humourists.
Let me pick up where I left off hurtling face down, mimicking some form of a lumpy human torpedo, headed directly toward a gnarly thicket of old bramble bushes, which upon seeing me approach opened a tunnel and consumed me. I literally disappeared into a giant prickly maw, something like the insatiable blood drinking plants in the Little Shop of Horrors.






